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*A New Orleans lawyer sought a FHA loan for a client. *

*He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove *

*satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as *

*collateral. *

*The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took *

*the lawyer three months to track down.

After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply: *



“Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application,

we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title.

While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared

and presented the application, we must point out that you have only

cleared title to the proposed collateral back to 1803. Before final approval


can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its
origin.”



*Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows: *



“Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received.


I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194

years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any

educated person in this country, particularly those working in the

property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased by

the U.S. from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our

application.


For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the

land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had

acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into

possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492

by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been

granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the then

reigning monarch, Isabelle. The good queen, being a pious woman

and careful about titles, *almost as much as the FHA*, took the

precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her

jewels to fund Columbus' expedition. Now the Pope, as I'm sure you

know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God.


And God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I

believe it is safe to presume that He also made that part of the world

called Louisiana. He, therefore, would be the owner of origin.


I hope to hell you find His original claim to be satisfactory.


Now, may we have our damn loan?”

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*They got it.  *

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