[McKenna]

Arrrrr, Me Hearties,

May ye be havin' a timber shiverin' Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!  Ye should be 
celebratin' the day by playin' a hornpipe on the main deck whist sayin' 
"Arrrr" an' "Hoist the mains'l!" an' sech.

Show them scurvy lubbers in your family an' at yer work, thet ye not only
be ye so crazy as to spend yer talents grindin' away on a shoebox fulla 
angry cats, yer jes' plain NUTZ on top o' it all! ;-)

Arrrr,

--Kenna "Keel Haulin'" McKenna