INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support : Yes ma�am�how can I help you?
Customer : Well, after much consideration, I�ve decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
TS: Yes, I can. Are you ready to proceed?
C: Well, I�m not very technical, but I think I�m ready. What do I do first?
TS: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma�am?
C: yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install LOVE while they are running?
TS: What programs are running?
C: let�s see, I have Past Hurt, low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
TS: No problem, love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from your current operating system. It remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Love Self-Esteem with a module of it�s own called High Self-Esteem, However, you hace to completely to turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those program prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma�am?
C: I don�t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
TS: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment are completely erased.
C: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself.Is that normal?
TS: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
C: Oops! An error message.It says,� Error-program notbrun on external component.� What should I do?
TS: Don�t worry ma�am. It mean that the Love Program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run in your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
C: So, what should I do?
TS: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance, then click on the following files: Forgive Yourself;Realise Your Worth;Acknoledge Your Limitations.
C: Okay, done.
TS: Now copy them to the � My heart� directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Critism from all directories and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
C: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new files! Smile is playing on my monitor, and peace and contentment are copying themselves all over my heart. Is this normal?
TS: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper times. So love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up, Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
C: I promise to do just that.By the way, what�s your name?
TS: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or simply �I AM�. Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy. But the manufacturer (ME) suggest daily maintenance schedule for maximum love efficiency
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