An architect walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey, please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the back of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the architect went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money." The architect looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, even some calculations. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The architect looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in its own golden cage with a swing, toys, padded bed, and even a view outside. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "Wow, what on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything. But he says he's a 'Project Manager'". ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Would you Help a Child in need? It is easier than you think. Click Here to meet a Child you can help. http://us.click.yahoo.com/0Z9NuA/I_qJAA/i1hLAA/TXWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> -------------------------------------------------------------------------- All views expressed herein belong to the individuals concerned and do not in any way reflect the official views of Hidayahnet unless sanctioned or approved otherwise. If your mailbox clogged with mails from Hidayahnet, you may wish to get a daily digest of emails by logging-on to http://www.yahoogroups.com to change your mail delivery settings or email the moderators at [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the title "change to daily digest". Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hidayahnet/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
