Epidemic update******* Seems the Critters have been tracked back to south florida. Witnesses have described multiple critters on the sides of highways feet pointing up< small children assumed the critters had passed from a heart attack>. No injuries have been reported but one arrest was made. One man was caught surgically removing the brain from one such critter. Homeland security has been notified. Stay tuned for further details.
________________________________ From: Jay Lundgren <[email protected]> To: histonet <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 2:14 PM Subject: [Histonet] ***News Flash*** BREAKING NEWS I. C. Critterz The Associated Press Washington, D.C.- Residents of northern D.C., along with Bethesda, Silver Springs, and College Park are reporting a wave of armadillo sightings. The armadillos are allegedly covered in unusual skin lesions and missing several toes. Local zoologists are baffled, as armadillos are native to the south-central and southeastern United States and are not normally found in Maryland. While no attacks have been reported, authorities are urging residents not to approach any armadillos they might encounter. _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list [email protected] http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list [email protected] http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet
