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Hopefully this not E-Life of the year 2000

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to
be a software engineer.

 Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
 Wife    : Have you brought the grocery?
 Husband : Bad command or filename.
 Wife    : But I told you in the morning
 Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
 Wife    : What about my new TV?
 Husband : Variable not found ...
 Wife    : At least, give me your Credit Card, I    want to do some shopping.
 Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
 Wife    : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
funny?
 Husband : Too many parameters ...
 Wife    : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 Husband : Data type mismatch.
 Wife    : You are useless.
 Husband : It's by Default.
 Wife    : What about your Salary?
 Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.
 Wife    : What is my value in the family.
 Husband : Unknown Virus



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