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Jokes
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Saving The Prez
On Clinton's last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at
Waikiki Beach. He got caught in a riptide and was been
pulled out to sea.
Three young surfers swam out to him and brought him to
shore. He wanted to reward them, and asked what they
would like.
The first said he wanted to be a fighter pilot, and
Clinton said he would get him an appointment to the
A.F. Academy.
The second one said he wanted to command a submarine.
"Fine, I'll get you into the Naval Academy."
The third said he wanted to be buried at Arlington.
Clinton looked puzzled and asked why such a young
person was concerned about where he would be buried.
"Because", said the surfer, "my father is a Vietnam
Veteran, and when I go home and tell him I saved your
life, he's going to kill me."
Excuses
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best
either,
sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father
even got hot last night.
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