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>
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that
the
> new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software,
> severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications
that
> operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon
was
> included in the product brochure.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as
> DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new,
> undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf
> 2.4 and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
> invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run
> DiaperChanging 14.1 or House Cleaning 2.6.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose
> utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!
>
> Sincerely, Frustrated User
>
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>
> Dear Frustrated User:
>
> This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due
to
> a primary misconception.
>
> Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that
> Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is
> an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator
> to run as few applications as possible.
>
> TECH TIP! Do not attempt to modify software yourself ! Husband 1.0 may
> default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a
very
> bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and Snoring
> Loudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some
trouble
> by following this tech tip! Just remember! The system
> will run smoothly, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
> applications quickly ! Consider buying additional software to improve
> performance.
>
> I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used
> in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running
> smoothly.
>
> After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will
> find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1,
Snuggling
> 4.2 and Best Friend 7.6.
>
> A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother
In
> Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective
> shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4
and
> Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.
>
> I hope these notes have helped.
>
> Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support
> wish you the best of luck in coming years. If all else fails delete
Husband
> 1.0 and upgrade to Husband 2.0 before the Wife 1.0 program is upgraded
to
> Wife 2.0. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy the new product!
>
> Tech Support
>
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