It's Autumn in the Southern Hemisphere

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked
was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

On Apr 9, 2005 1:52 AM, K. Mike Bradley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> LOL a thousand times at all the guys on this list!!!!
>
> Ya know I got to point out how every spring when young men's hormones start
> flowing how flaming runs rampant.
> It's like a bunch of bulls in the field.
> The slightest perceived infraction and "That's it! It's on now!".
>
> You can really tell the young ones from the older ones like me.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Steven Hartland
> Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 2:07 PM
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Re: [hlds] HL2DM inherently unfair
>
> Don't blame the software as its clearly the bod behind the
> keyboard at fault.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kyrios" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > because.....
> >
> > this...X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook, Build 11.0.6353
> > .... isn't really a good one for mailinglists ;)
>
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