Now, KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 
(slurred in E), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in E), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in 
Eb), 
KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in Eb), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in D), KOPPRASCH 
NO. 1 (tongued in D), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in Db), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued 
in Db), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in C basso), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in C 
basso), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in H), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in H), 
KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in Bb basso), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in Bb basso), 
KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in C alto), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in C alto), 
KOPPRASCH 
NO. 1 (slurred in Bb alto), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in Bb alto), KOPPRASCH NO. 
1 (slurred in A), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in A), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in 
Ab), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in Ab), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in G), 
KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (tongued in G), KOPPRASCH NO. 1 (slurred in F#), KOPPRASCH NO. 
1 
(tongued in F#) etc.....

Kindestest of Greetonings and Mostestest of Salivations,

Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist
Principal 8th horn and Principal 4th Wagner Tuber, Schplittenotendorf am 
Oedland Staatsoper und Philharmoniker, (ret.)
Solo Horn, Exit 2 Brass Quintet
Hornist, Broken Winds WW Quintet
Solo 4th Horn (Leader, call me for bookings), Smirnoff Horn Quartet
Assistant Associate Principal Mellophone, NJ Turnpike Authority Drum and 
Bugle Corps, "The Phantom Lane Changers"
Hornist as Needed, L'Ensemble du Chambre des Palourdes
Principal Natural Horn, I Soloisti di Feces
Principal Baroque and Hunting Horn, Camarata Vongoleforte
Adjunct, Part-time, Arms-length Professor of Horn and Pest Control, Exit 2 
Community College, Exit 2, NJ
Author, "The Kopprasch Connection," "Kopprasch for Fun and Profit," 
"Kopprasch for the New Millenium: Where Do you Fit In?" "Hooked on Hornonics," 
and 
"What If Saddam Had Given Ouday and Qusay Olds Ambassador or Conn Pan American 
Single F Horns and a Kopprasch Book Instead of AK 47's, Booze and Porn?" 
Founder, Director and CEO, Universal Institute for the Study, Preservation 
and Dissemination of Kopprasch Throughout the Solar System
Founder and Guru Extraordinaire, Hornaholics Anonymous
Grand Poobah of the Koppraschian Kult
Director and Program Manager, The All Kopprasch Channel (AKC), Kopprasch 
Public Radio (KPR)
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Founder of Kopprasch Depot, your one stop shop for all you need!
Interplanetarily Known Soloist and Artist of Record
Exclusive Bundy, Carl Fischer, Olds Ambassador, Sansone and Conn Artist Who 
Does Not Get His Horns For Free
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