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%%% Many people long have suspected that the astronomical wealth of Bill Gate$ is the result of a contract in which Gate$, following the example of the legendary Doctor Faustus, sold his soul to the Devil. But increasingly there is speculation that perhaps the legal team of Gate$ managed surreptitiously to insert into the contract so-called "boiler-plate" by which the Devil himself was defrauded, receiving not absolute _title_ to the soul of Gate$, but, rather, merely a non-transferable _license_, the validity of which spans only the lifetime of the physical body of Gate$. However, such a speculation carries with it a seemingly-insurmountable difficulty, namely, the question of what is to be the eternal abode of Gate$, if not Hell? Certainly, there is no possibility that Gate$ shall enter into Heaven. And in view of the immeasurable havoc and perplexing evil wreaked upon Society by the Establishment-enforced monopolies of Micro$oft and Window$, not a few have suspected that Gate$ himself is nothing other than a physical incarnation of the Devil. %%% _______________________________________________ Houston mailing list [email protected] http://mail.pm.org/mailman/listinfo/houston Website: http://houston.pm.org/
