A wife kept her secrets in a hat box under the bed. Her husband, Abie, respected this privacy, and on not one occasion did he pry....until their 30th Wedding Anniversary. "In all our years of marriage," he said with a tone of inquisitiveness, "I have never asked to see what you keep in that box under the bed. Will you show me tonight?" "Certainly, darling..." she replied with a glint in her eye. She returned from the bedroom placing the box on the table. She untied the delicate box. Her husband was stunned to see some $16,000 and three soybeans. "I'm amazed!" he cried. "But tell me, why the three soybeans?" "Well, every time we made love, if I considered your performance below average, I would place a soybean in the box." Abie's chest puffed with pride, "Hell, that's good, just three beans in thirty years, but tell me, where did the $16,000 come from?" "Every time I got a bushel, I sold them." ===========================================================GET TWO TICKETS TO A HIT MOVIE, FREE... 4 AUDIOBOOKS FOR JUST ONE CENT...FREE DINNER FOR 2 AND MORE! Click NOW and let us entertain you with these great offers http://click.topica.com/caaabUob1dhsBb1uab8f/Aptimus =========================================================== unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] url: http://theMezz.com ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhsB.b1uab8 Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: archive@jab.org T O P I C A -- Learn More. Surf Less. Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Topics You Choose. http://www.topica.com/partner/tag01 ==^================================================================
