CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
First date:       You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:      You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date:       You get to have sex in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMAN:
First Date:       You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:      You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN:
First Date:       You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
Second Date:      You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date:       You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3 carat ring
5th Anniversary:  You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary:  You find yourself a girlfriend

JEWISH WOMAN:
First Date:       You get dynamite head.
Second Date:      You get more great head.
Third Date:       You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMAN:
First date:       You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:      You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
Third date:       You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized 
nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:
First date:       Meet her parents.
Second date:  Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:       Wedding night.

BLACK WOMAN:
First Date:       You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:      Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:       You get to pay her rent.
Fourth Date:      She's pregnant

PUERTO RICAN WOMAN
First Date:       You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Mad Dog 20/20, 
have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date:      She is pregnant
Third Date:       Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live 
happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx!





============================================================
Imagine-Your-Name-Here.com    Wouldn’t it be great to have your 
own personalized Domain Name? New Domains & Transfers $8.95/yr 
& lower. GoDaddy.com is an ICANN ACCREDITED registrar. ACT NOW!
http://click.topica.com/caaab3Kb1dhsBb1uab8f/GoDaddy
============================================================

unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
url: http://theMezz.com

==^================================================================
EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhsB.b1uab8
Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
This email was sent to: archive@jab.org

T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail!
http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register
==^================================================================

Reply via email to