A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. I'm a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a weightlifter, and the woman on the other side of you is a blonde pro wrestler. Think about it, mister. You sure you want to tell that joke? The blind guy replied, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." ============================================================ Half.com is the Smartest Place to Buy & Sell your CDs, DVDs Books, & Games! Get killer deals on over 10 million items priced up to 50-90% off. Plus get $5 off your 1st purchase. http://click.topica.com/caaacuMb1dhsBb1uab8f/half ============================================================ unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] url: http://theMezz.com ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhsB.b1uab8 Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: archive@jab.org T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
