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Divorcing After 45 Years An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas Eveand says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said.&"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he;hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until thendon't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Christmas, and paying their own way." ============================================================ Why Pay More for Domain Names? $8.95 Registrations and Transfers at godaddy.com ICANN-accredited top registrar of new domain names. Reserve your name before someone else does! http://click.topica.com/caaafitb1dhsBb1uab8f/GoDaddy ============================================================ -- http://theMezz.com subscribe to this list by sending blank eMail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: archive@jab.org EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhsB.b1uab8 Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
