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The Field Trip A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horseys. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room, when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, began hoisting the little boys up one by one, and held onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th." "No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the 7th, riding Silver Arrow, but thanks for the lift." ============================================================ We don’t want your money. We’ll settle for 10 seconds of your time. Come to fool.com and we’ll show you how to take control of your finances, lower your debt, and plan for a retirement the Foolish way. http://click.topica.com/caaaihCb1dhsBb1uab8f/TheMotleyFool ============================================================ -- http://theMezz.com subscribe to this list by sending blank eMail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: archive@jab.org EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1dhsB.b1uab8 Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
