GREAT answers!
On Jun 10, 2011, at 9:15 AM, Scott Gayman wrote:
Have you tried
"He got bored and became a jazz musician"
"Union break"
"Sorry I had to fire him, but you look like you need a job"
"He touched my wheel so I had to lock him in the
basement..........hmm, I can't remember the last time I fed
him........must be at least a month now"
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Michael McMillan <[email protected]> wrote:
> "You play a hurdy gurdy? Where's your monkey?"
[That gave me a mental image of a monkey trained to play a hurdy-
gurdy.]
We probably need to have some ready answers to the "Where's your
monkey?" question:
"I couldn't afford both."
"I couldn't get him potty-trained, so I had to let him go."
"He ran off and joined the circus."
"He’s in California auditioning for 'Dancing with the Stars.'"
[Maybe those last two are the same.]
"He would only dance to one tune."
"He's on strike for equal billing, plus room and board isn't good
enough for him."
"He got tired of being on the road so much and moved back to Peoria."
"He wanted a leave of absence to consider running for political
office."
"He joined PETA."
> I always have to give them prior warning about NOT TOUCHING THE
DAMN WHEEL
Maybe they should make a t-shirt indicating that, so you don't have
to keep telling all those people!--
"Don't monkey with the wheel!"
--Michael
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