Just a few qoutes from dunno who ,
Lights travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted,
then used against you.
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for the
sponges.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
blamed
it on the cost of living.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's
population.
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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those
who got there first.
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A flashlight is just a case for storing dead batteries.
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As long as there are tests, there WILL be prayer in public
schools.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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It has been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a one.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12
people
who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.
THE END
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