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Blonde
with a gun ================= A
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a
gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really angry. She
opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with
grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The
blonde says, "Shut up, you're next!" -------------- Fresh ===== A
blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific
accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a
scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My
God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was
stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes,
officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well,
how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed
the wrecked car. "Officer,
it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along
this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me So I
swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I
swerved to the left and there was... " "Uh,
ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on
this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." THE END ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [email protected] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================ |
