The North Shore Times News crime column reported that a, man
walked
into Brookvale McDonalds at 8:50AM, flashed a gun
and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because she
said she couldn't open the cash
register without a food
order. When the man ordered a Big Mac, the
clerk
said they weren't available until 10:30 am
as only the breakfast menu
was on offer. Frustrated, the
man walked away.
AUCKAND CITY IDIOTS
Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM machine in Auckland
City's
Queen Street by running a chain from the machine
to the bumper of
their Toyota Landcruiser, but instead
of pulling the front panel off
the machine they pulled
the bumper off their 4WD. Scared, and attracting
attention from oncoming traffic, they left the scene and drove
home,
with the
chain still
attached to the machine, their bumper still attached to the
chain,and with their vehicle's license plate still attached to the
bumper.
No, they did not use a stolen car.
SOUTH EAST AUCKLAND IDIOT
A man walked into a Open late dairy, put a $20 bill on the
counter and
asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man
pulled a gun and asked
for all the cash in the register, which the
clerk
promptly provided.
The man took the cash from the clerk
and fled, leaving the $20 bill
on the counter.
The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen
dollars.
EAST AUCKLAND IDIOT
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd
just throw a brick through a liquor store
window, grab some booze,
and run. So he lifted the brick
and heaved it over his head at the
window with all his
might. The brick bounced back and hit the would-be
thief
on the head, knocking him unconscious.
Apparently, the
liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. And the
whole event was caught on videotape, which the store owner
consequently sold for use on TV.
WEST AUCKLAND IDIOT
As a female shopper exited the K-mart in St Lukes Mall, a man
grabbed
her purse and ran. A shop assistant at
K-Mart called the Police
immediately and the woman was
able to give them a detailed description
of the
snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher,
trying to mingle in the shopping crowd on Queen Street.
They put him in
the car and drove back to the K-Mart
store.
The thief was then taken out of the car and up to
the K-Mart front
desk and told to stand there for a
positive ID. To which he replied:
"Yes, Officer,
that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from ."
SOUTH AUCKLAND IDIOT
When a man attempted to siphon petrol from a motor home parked
on a
Manukau, he got much more than he bargained for.
Police arrived at the
scene to find an ill man curled up
next to a motor home near spilled
sewage. A police
spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal petrol
and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. He
had
tried to siphon the petrol by first sucking it up
the hose. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press
charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever
had.
EOM
THE END
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