Title: Message
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A
fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the
interstate for a nice
evening
drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing
through what was
left of his
hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle
jumped up
to 80 mph, he
suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind
him.
"There's no way they can
catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened
her up further. The needle
hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the
situation
hit him. "What am I doing?" he
thought and pulled over. The
cop came up to him,
took his license without a word
and examined it and
the car. "It's been a long day,
this is the end of my shift
and it's
Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more
paperwork, so if you can give
me
an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard
before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my
wife ran off
with a cop. I
was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
>
> > > > "Have a nice weekend," said the
officer.
THE END
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