There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, " Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young woman asked, " Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face." THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
