Women's english: -Yes = No - No = Yes - Maybe = No - I'm sorry = You'll be sorry - We need = I want - It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now - Do what you want = You'll pay for this later - We need to talk = I need to complain - Sure go ahead = I don't want you to - I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron - You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot - Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs - This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house - I want new curtains = and carpeting and furniture and wallpaper - I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep - Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive - How much do you love me? = I did something today that you are going to hate - I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV - You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead! Men's english: - I'm hungry = I'm hungry - I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy - I'm tired = I'm tired - Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you - Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you - Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you - May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you - Nice dress = Nice cleavage - What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now? - What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question - I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? - I love you = Let's have sex now! - I love you too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? - Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before but who cares anyway - let's just have sex! - Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you that I am a deep guy then maybe, sex? - Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others - I don't think that that blouse and skirt go well together = I'm gay, no sex thanks THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
