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A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times!
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle
with me,
I'm still a virgin." "What?!!", exclaimed the puzzled groom. "How can that possibly be if
you've been married ten times?" "Well,", she started to explain,
"Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me
how
great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how
it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he just didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process
but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he was pretty sure he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; he had a nice product, but he was never quite sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he ever did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... Ohhhh...God I'm gonna miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer.", she said,
"This time I know I'm really gonna get
screwed!" THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================ |
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