Here are some personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona
newspapers:
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80s,
slim,
5'-4", (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing
companion. Matching white shoes and belt a
plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband
looking for someone to round out a six- unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY
NOW: I am into solitude, long walks by the ocean, sunrises, yoga
and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take out
our
hearing aids and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active
grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare
steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still
like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and
still like to play air guitar. If you were a groovy chick and
still a groovy hen, let's get together to listen
and dance to my boss collection of eight-tracks.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through
Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our
two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good
condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea,
valves. Isn't in running condition,
but walks well.
Minja
