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Parrot Tells All
A magician
worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so
he did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the show each week and began to figure out how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then, during a fierce storm, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for three days. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back: "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?" **************************** THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================ |
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