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A man suffers a serious heart attack and is rushed
into open heart bypass surgery.
When he awakes, he finds that he is in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he is recovering, a nun asks him some questions regarding how he is going to pay for services. He is asked if he has health insurance. He replies in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asks if he has money in the bank. He replies, "No money in the bank." She asks, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He responds he only has a spinster sister who is a nun. The nun gets a little perturbed and announces loudly that, "Nuns are not spinsters. Nuns are married to God!" The patient replies, "Oh, OK... then send the bill to my brother-in-law." THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: archive@jab.org EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================ |
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