> Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while > they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into > the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. > > Mary promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
> Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act > he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he > now considered her to be mentally stable. > > When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news > and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since > you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think > you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you > saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so > sorry, but he's dead." > > Mary replied "He didn't hang himself: I put him there to dry." > > THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
