The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and
testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final
test, the CIA agents took one of the men in to a large metal door and handed him
a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting
in a chair. Kill her!!!"
The man said, "You
can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not
the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the
woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
wall. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
THE END
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