*************************** I am in shape. Round is a shape. *************************** Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
*************************** Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. *************************** Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. *************************** In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. *************************** Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before. *************************** I am a nutritional overachiever. *************************** I am having an out of money experience. *********************************** I plan on living forever. So far, so good. *************************** Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. *************************** A day without sunshine is like night. *************************** If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. *************************** It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. *************************** The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. *************************** Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. *************************** Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. *************************** Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show. ************************** You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing..... ............... THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
