Subject: AIRLINE INDUSTRY Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Subject: Da Pig Jean Chretien and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Chretien told his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happened." One hour later, he saw his driver coming
back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Chretien asked. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild, passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Chretien. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Jean Chretien's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." THE END ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bUrHhl.bVKZIr Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
