Subject: HR issue Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The
cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to ruin everything and eat the secretary!" _____________________________________ King Arthur King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried, though, about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny knights of the Round Table. So, King Arthur went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard told the king to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory. The good wizard showed the king his latest invention. It was a chastity belt -- except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed. "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m' lady, the Queen?" "Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. Then, he inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt, whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch, "Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately upon his return, he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!" But, Sir Galahad was speechless
