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If your brain required an operating system like your computer
does, what would it be like?
* Windows for brains:
You think about one of any number of things at anyone time but only
for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as you
encounter a "general protection fault" and as a last resort you have
to re-boot your brain.
* DOS for brains:
You only think of one thing at one time, and can't remember anything
else you were meant to be thinking about. You think only in words and
never any pictures.
* Unix for brains:
Wow - you can think of lots of things all at once until your brain
runs out of sockets. You can only talk though with people who have
brains made by the same vendor. Unfortunately you also never make any
sense and have to read manuals to learn how to think. Predominantly a
random thinker.
* CP/M for brains:
A very slow and old fashioned thinker. Any thing you remember has to
be less than 3 letters long.
* MVS/CICS for brains:
You have a very big and expensive brain. You can think about many
things at the one time but never know what other parts of your brain
are thinking unless you have set up SNA connections between sections
of your brains. You also need an army of system programmers to define
what thoughts you may and may not have.
* OS/2 for brains:
You can think about lots of things at once, but you need the
equivalent of eighteen sets of encyclopaedias in memory to produce
any rational thought. No-one supports your way of thinking and many
laugh at you whenever you speak.
* Mac for brains:
Simple thoughts for simple people. Thinking that looks good, feels
good, and is ... different...
* Pick for brains:
I now narthing. Narthing Mr Fawlty.
* AmigaOS for brains:
You can think of lots of things at once, even with a very small
memory. The trouble is that, sometimes, one thought starts to think
about the things another to compelling need to wrap a teatowel around
your head and sit, crosslegged, on the floor.
* Linux for Brains:
You can think of any number of things and not run out of sockets.
Unfortunately, there is no support for your particular limbs, ears,
or mouth available yet, so you are reluctant to change over at this
stage.
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