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"Neraka Indonesia." Seorang WNI meninggal. Karena semasa hayat amal perbuatannya buruk lalu ia dikirim ke kawasan neraka. Di sana ia melihat neraka, ternyata dikapling sesuai negara asal masing-masing. Pertama ia keneraka orang-orang Inggris dan bertanya kpd penghuni di situ: "Kalian diapain disini?". Orang Inggris menjawab: "Pertama-tama, kami didudukkan di atas kursi listrik selama satu jam. Lalu didudukkan di atas kursi paku menyala selama satu jam lagi. Lalu disiram dengan cairan timah panas nan mendidih. Lalu, setan Inggris muncul dan memecut kami sepanjang sisa hari." Karena kedengarannya tidak menyenangkan, si WNI menuju ke neraka lain. Ia coba melihat-lihat bagaimana keadaan di neraka AS, neraka Jepang, neraka Rusia dan banyak lagi. Ia mendapati bahwa kesemua neraka-neraka itu kurang lebih mirip dengan neraka Inggris. Akhirnya ia tiba di neraka orang Indonesia sendiri dan melihat antrian sangat-sangat panjang. Yang antri bukan WNI semata, namun orang berbagai Negara berbaris santun menunggu giliran masuk neraka Indonesia. Dengan tercengang si WNI bertanya kepada yang ngantri: "Siksa apa yang akan kita terima di sini?" Ia memperoleh jawaban: "Pertama-tama, kita didudukkan diatas kursi listrik selama satu jam. Lalu didudukkan di atas kursi paku menyala selama satu jam lagi. Lalu disiram cairan timah panas nan mendidih. Lalu setan Indonesia muncul dan memecut kita sepanjang hari." "Tapi itu kan sama persis dengan neraka-neraka yang lain toh. Kenapa dong begitu banyak orang ngantri untuk masuk ke sini?," tanya si WNI heran. "Di sini service-nya sangat-sangat buruk, kursi listriknya sejuk gak ada arus listrik, karena pasokan listrik dari PLN sering mati... Kursi pakunya nggak ada karena kursinya sering diperebutkan pejabat dan politisi sementara pakunya pun habis semua diambil pemulung.... 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