Check out the current discussion on the Yahoo! Groups Hercules-390 list.
Just today someone told this same story!

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> The 3705, as you know, has a very pretty panel. Lots of things to fiddle
> with.
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> Does anyone have a panel sitting around?
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In the late 1970's, they decided to use the University of Waterloo's computer 
room (nicknamed the pit)
for a movie called "Utilities".
The machine was an old 360-40 (one with the spedometer).
The director complained that there weren't enough flashing lights, and because 
it was VM (online) the tapes weren't moving.

We faked up a board, with an Osborne (or a VIC-20 -- I can't remember which)
driving it, and set up some background Virtual
Machines to read a record or two,
High-Speed Re-Wind and Repeat.

The whole set-up did nothing, but it looked great in the movie.

Little did I know that by reading a record or two and then closing the tape,
would emulate the first three or four application programmes I would
optimise in Production as a rookie performance/capacity analyst.

We even had a bunch of IEBCOPY jobs contend for a single control card on a reel 
that said:

 C I=IN,O=OUT

Of course, when they put it to disk, they had only listened to one of my 
recomendations.
They did it with DISP=OLD
-teD
(The secret to success is sincerity.
If you can fake that,
you've got it made!)

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