On Tue, 2 Aug 2011 16:36:54 -0500, Rick Fochtman <rfocht...@ync.net> wrote:

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>Too many #%$# lawyers with too much "free" time and too little to do.
>
>But on the "positive" side (ever the optimist), perhaps it's the
>beginning of an effort to demonstrate the inanity (and insanity) of far
>too many knee-jerk-reaction laws enacted to protect us from various and
>sundry bogeymen.
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>What do you call 100,000 lawyers buried chin-deep in concrete?
>
>CONCRETE SHORTAGE!
>
>Rick
>
You are in a room with Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Ladin, and a lawyer.   You have 
a gun and two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Jeff

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