That's very odd.  Usually, they enjoy whip.  Sometimes a bit too much, if you 
get my drift...
   
  As for the chair, it should always be held to protect your midsection as they 
throw tape cartridges at you.  Trust me, when we used the old 3420-style tapes 
it was a lot more dodgy in those training sessions
   
  The gun didn't work, eh?  Ah, I think I see the problem.  Don't aim for the 
head.  The ricochet could endanger others, for one thing.  Go for the kneecaps, 
or for the wrist they favour when picking up donuts.
   
  Well, anyway, remember to SHARPEN the end of the carrot to ensure dagger-like 
abilities.  And be sure to select a carrot firm enough to get through their 
Star Trek t-shirts.  And for pity's sake, don't use parsnips as a substitute.  
They never hold up well in hand-to-hand training sessions.
   
  ;p
  

Itschak Mugzach <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  We tried all of them. It didn't work for us. We are trying the carrot
lane now... 

Itschak 

-----Original Message-----
From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
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Sent: Tuesday, April 04, 2006 8:47 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: How do you train your Z machine operation stuff?


Three simple words.

Whip.

Chair.

Gun.

:D

Itschak Mugzach wrote:
I am looking for some hints, PowerPoint, etc. on how to train our
operations. Thanks for your advise. 

Itschak 

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