Dave,

You've been spending too much time reading Dilbert!!!! 

<snip>

YOU: I'd like permission to buy a new software tool that upgrades the
ISPF/PDF interface.

BOSS: How much does it cost?

YOU: $5,000.

BOSS: What's wrong with the interface we have now?

YOU: It's slow, cumbersome, difficult to learn and use, and very
unproductive.

BOSS: But it works though, right? I'm sorry, but if what we've got works
then we don't need to spend money to buy something extra.

YOU: But with 100 developers using it, it would save our company more
than a million dollars a year. Isn't it worth spending $5,000 to save a
million?

BOSS: Maybe so, but the budget is tight right now. Where would we get
$5,000 from?

YOU: We're planning to hire 500 new people for the call center, and each
of them will have a PC on their desk. If we don't buy them a mouse, it
will save more than $5,000.

BOSS: But a mouse is critical; you can't use a PC without a mouse!

YOU: Actually, you can. It's hard, and it takes some training, but it
can be done.

BOSS: But wouldn't productivity go down?

YOU: Yes, I'm afraid it would.

BOSS: Well that's no good. If each call takes longer to deal with than
it needs to, it will end up costing us money, not saving money.

YOU: Wow, you're smart. You're saying that spending a little bit of
extra money to improve productivity saves even more money in the long
run!

BOSS: Yes, exactly. That's why I'm the boss.

YOU: Wow, I see what you mean. So, would it make sense to spend $5,000
to upgrade the ISPF interface and save the company a million dollars a
year?

BOSS: Of course it would. And $5,000 is so low I can spend it without
even having to go further up the chain to get approval.

YOU: Wow boss, thanks. You're the best!

</snip>

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