I know the signal to noise ratio is low.
I know Darren may not approve.
But, I could not resist this little ditty I came up with:

OH, I'm a Mainframer, and I'm OK!
I work all night, and I sleep all day!
I code exits, submit JCL, and run SMP!
OH, I'm a Mainframer, and I'm OK!
I like to code in COBOL and write project plans!
I write memos, status reports, & structured code!
I wish I were an end user, just like my dear Papa!
When in doubt.
PANIC!!    

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