>They can't understand when I say my last system outage was in 2003...

There was an old DILBERT strip:

"DOGBERT'S Technical Support":

DOGBERT answers the phone:
"My PC is..."
"Shut up and re-boot"

"Hey! That worked!"
"Shut up and hang up!"

..My call time is improving.

Unfortunately, the PFCSK's, with their squatty boxes, brag about how fast they 
can re-boot!

We brag about how long the system stays up!


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Too busy driving to stop for gas!  

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