>They can't understand when I say my last system outage was in 2003... There was an old DILBERT strip:
"DOGBERT'S Technical Support": DOGBERT answers the phone: "My PC is..." "Shut up and re-boot" "Hey! That worked!" "Shut up and hang up!" ..My call time is improving. Unfortunately, the PFCSK's, with their squatty boxes, brag about how fast they can re-boot! We brag about how long the system stays up! - Too busy driving to stop for gas! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the message: GET IBM-MAIN INFO Search the archives at http://bama.ua.edu/archives/ibm-main.html