Well, since it is Friday I thought I'd post a little humor item,
especially considering the quote from John von Neumann.

 

In an article in The Futurist magazine, writer Laura Lee catalogues some
of the worst predictions of all time: 

"Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for
further developments." -Roman engineer Julius Sextus Frontinus, A.D. 100


"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the
intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon." -John Eric Ericksen, surgeon
to Queen Victoria, 1873 

"Law will be simplified [over the next century]. Lawyers will have
diminished, and their fees will have been vastly curtailed." -journalist
Junius Henri Browne, 1893 

"It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything."
-Albert Einstein's teacher to Einstein's father, 1895 

"It would appear we have reached the limits of what it is possible to
achieve with computer technology." -computer scientist John von Neumann,
1949 

"The Japanese don't make anything the people in the U.S. would want."
-Secretary of State John Foster Dulles, 1954 

"Nuclear powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10
years." -Alex Lewyt, president of the Lewyt Vacuum Cleaner Company,
quoted in the New York Times, June 10, 1955 

"Before man reaches the moon, your mail will be delivered within hours
from New York to Australia by guided missiles. We stand on the threshold
of rocket mail." -Arthur Summerfield, U.S. Postmaster General under
Eisenhower, 1959 

"By the turn of the century, we will live in a paperless society."
-Roger Smith, chairman of General Motors, 1986 

"I predict the internet ... will go spectacularly supernova and in 1996
catastrophically collapse." -Bob Metcalfe, InfoWorld, 1995 

 

 

Tom Kelman

Commerce Bank of Kansas City

(816) 760-7632

 



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