The boss said that he understood why I would want to wait
A week or two to run the PUT, but not six months or eight
He made me do a mass APPLY, but later said to me
The reason for the long delay I now begin to see!
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

I once installed a FUNCTION, with grief it filled my cup
Its had a lot of PTFs inside the keyword SUP
But oh my friends and ah my foes, guess what it did to me
When it turned out those PTFs should have been on the PRE!
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

My system crashed this morning, and would not IPL
I called my friendly PSR and he told me "well
That mandatory PTF I told you to APPLY:
If you run JES2 or JES3, your system she will die!"
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

The comments mentioned prereqs, I said "Why do I care?",
But it turned out that they forgot to put them on the VER.
Oh, this preventive service would be alright with me,
But I tried to do a LOCATE and it creamed my CVT.
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

Those folks at Sterling Forrest I envy not one bit,
For every single PUT cycle they're certain to get hit;
There' a way they could help themselves and fill my heart with glee:
Take the damn JES2 change team and teach it SMP!
Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me. 

It was not funny at the time.


--
Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz
http://mason.gmu.edu/~smetz3

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From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [IBM-MAIN@LISTSERV.UA.EDU] on behalf of 
Mazer Ken G [000001e8b07bfbbe-dmarc-requ...@listserv.ua.edu]
Sent: Monday, June 8, 2020 1:17 PM
To: IBM-MAIN@LISTSERV.UA.EDU
Subject: Re: Old SHARE publications....?

The old Share Sing Along book had an orange cover, I have one in the office but 
since I've been working from home since March I can't put my hands on it right 
away.

Ken Mazer

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From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List <IBM-MAIN@LISTSERV.UA.EDU> On Behalf Of 
Dave Jones
Sent: Monday, June 08, 2020 12:30 PM
To: IBM-MAIN@LISTSERV.UA.EDU
Subject: Re: Old SHARE publications....?

No, I mean the ones put out by SHARE itself. I seem to remember that they were 
orange in color, but that could very well be incorrect. Thanks, though.
DJ

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