On Tue, Dec 1, 2015 at 2:41 PM, Barry Merrill <[email protected]> wrote:

> I think a box of 2000 IBM cards is on the order of 6 pounds,
> so a TON of JCL cards would be 333 boxes, or about 666,666
> card images.
>
> But, the useful weight is zero, since we only use the holes.
>
> Barry
>
> <grin>
Since this is a thread well suited to reminiscence, I will relay this story.

My father managed a very large IBM data center in the 70's.   Huge floor
space, and a very large room to store blank punched cards.
One of the systems programmers who worked there was a cranky joke-ster.
He would read every month in the company newsletter about monetary employee
suggestion awards handed out for suggestions that he thought were silly and
banal.

Like:
- there is an extra phone on some desk that is not needed
- unnecessary copies of some large daily report were being printed
- ....

The companies policy was that employee suggestions would be reviewed, first
by corporate, and then by the line manager in charge of implementation.
The employee would get a cash award based on some percentage of the first
year's savings.

My father gets a call one day from a very excited guy in corporate.
He says that this systems programmer has submitted a suggestion that will
save many tens of thousands of dollars a year in the data center.
The suggestion was something like:

=========================================================
We store millions of blank punched cards so that they are available when
needed for the data center.

I have designed and written two assembler programs (see listings attached)
that allow us to eliminate this storage requirement.

- The first program allows us to read and store a "master image" of a
single blank punched card, electronically, on spinning magnetic disk.

- The second program can be run, whenever needed, to punch out blank cards
from the image stored on disk.  A parameter card specifies the count of how
many blank cards to punch.

...
=========================================================

My father had to gently explain to the corporate guy how he had been
suckered.

Cheers,

Kirk Wolf
Dovetailed Technologies
http://dovetail.com

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