Paul Gilmartin wrote:
ITYM "teleported". You don't know until you open the box.
-- gil
Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm were in a car.
Heisenberg was driving and a policeman pulled him over.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" the policeman asked Heisenberg.
"No, but I know where I am," replied Heisenberg.
"You were doing 90!" the policeman said.
"Thanks, now I'm lost!" said Heisenberg.
The policeman gets suspicious and searches the trunk. "Do you fellows know you have
a dead cat in here?"
"Now we do," replies Schrödinger.
So the policeman tries to arrest them, but Ohm resists.
--
Jack J. Woehr # Science is more than a body of knowledge. It's a way of
www.well.com/~jax # thinking, a way of skeptically interrogating the universe
www.softwoehr.com # with a fine understanding of human fallibility. - Carl Sagan
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