Dean, David (I/S) wrote:
What is the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman? The car salesman knows when he's lying.
You know about the woman who on the honeymoon evening of her fourth marriage said, "Be gentle with me, I'm a virgin."
"How can that be?" asked her groom, stunned. "My first husband was a young soldier and the day of our marriage was summoned for duty and died in battle. "My second husband was an older man and died of a heart attack carrying me across the threshold. "And my third husband was a software industry marketer. He just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be when it finally happened." -- Jack J. Woehr # I run for public office from time to time. It's like http://www.well.com/~jax # working out at the gym, you sweat a lot, don't get http://www.softwoehr.com # anywhere, and you fall asleep easily afterwards.
