the family > bought him and the three-year-old boy was being too rough with him, so they > want to find him a home. That bugs me - what does that teach the two boys, > ages 3 and 6? You buy a dog, give it a week and then throw it away?
Here's a rather pathetic funny I got a while ago: ~~~~ Free Baby to Good Home! We just got a new puppy, so the baby has to go! Two year old female, answers to the name Chelsea. She is good around kids. Doesn't cry too much, mostly potty-trained and weaned. She has all of her shots and is free to a good home. Believe me, we hate to just dump her off, but we are afraid she might hurt the new puppy, and we couldn't let that happen. What if the baby smothered the pup trying to stay warm? Worse, licking milk out of the pup's mouth? We really cannot take that chance. I know it's an old wives tale about a baby stealing the puppy's breath, but the whole idea is really spooky. A puppy could catch a disease from a baby! I mean, without that diaper, they tend to poop anywhere they want to. That is so unsanitary! What if the puppy got salmonella from the baby? What really worries me is when babies get older, they tend to go out and start "hounddogging" around. Unless you lock them up. They try to have sex with the neighbor kid or worse, they get knocked up themselves! Then you have another litter to contend with. You can't even get them fixed like you can a dog. So if you are interested and you think you can be a good owner, please drop me a line. Hurry, we only have one left! ~~~~ Robyn S
