LOL But she forgot the horse eating trailer. Horses go in and never come out. It is an evil cave, were the floor collapses under your feet. NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF IT. Even if this means walking sideways and backwards. Never ever touch it or it will suck you in. Also there are the the disguised beast. They may look like us and even smell like us but they are the size of the beast. Get to close and one will latch on your leg and chew it off. You can identify them by thier small size and high pitched whinny. They also come with horns and disguise their voices, making a weird bleat. Don't let them fool you. Humans can touch them but they only to that to get closer to you.
JR Also I swear that red thing acrossed the road is sneeking up on us. It get closer every time we walk past that door. DON'T BE FOOLED!!!
