Horse Hair: Potentially Dangerous!
In a press release today, the National Institute of
Health has announced the discovery of a potentially
dangerous substance in the hair of horses.This
substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked
with the following symptoms in female humans:
Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but boots
Reluctance to work except in support of a horse
Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an
addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human
affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about
horses for hours on end.
This has been a public service announcement.
He knows when you're happy
He knows when you're comfortable
He knows when you're confident
And he ALWAYS knows when you have carrots.
~~Author Unknown
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Judy
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