I am a Planner, and one time about five years ago an engineer who was once the head engineer of a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT brought in a site plan drawing for a development that was nothing but a giant blueprint drawing of a big square. no dimensions, no measurements, no structure, not even a north arrow. He smiled real sweetly the whole time dutring our meeting like he had altzheimers. I said "well wheres the building going?" he said "here" and pointed in the middle of the square. I said "well, like how I am supposed to know?" and he said get this "because I am telling you,. I am a registered engineer, here is my seal". I swear to goodness. Then the bad part came when local greedy satanic developers began to figure out he would do anything for two hundred bucks and started just telling him to draw crazy plans and one after the other here they came, applying to build shopping centers, mini malls, gas stations on US hwy 98.... no turn lanes, no parking spaces, stuff like that.
So yes, I have some good engineering jokes :) My nephew is a civil engineer tho, so I have to admit now and then one comes along that is ok... Janice-- yipie tie yie yo
