Horse Hair: Potentially Dangerous! In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
Reluctance to cook Reluctance to perform housework Reluctance to wear anything but boots Reluctance to work except in support of a horse Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This has been a public service announcement. He knows when you're happy He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he ALWAYS knows when you have carrots. ~~Author Unknown Judy http://icehorses.net http://clickryder.com
